Boilerman: A Deweyville Church Secretary Novel (The Deweyville Church Secretary Book 3) Johnnie McDonald

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Published: August 22nd 2014

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313 pages


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Boilerman: A Deweyville Church Secretary Novel (The Deweyville Church Secretary Book 3)  by  Johnnie McDonald

Boilerman: A Deweyville Church Secretary Novel (The Deweyville Church Secretary Book 3) by Johnnie McDonald
August 22nd 2014 | Kindle Edition | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, audiobook, mp3, ZIP | 313 pages | ISBN: | 4.30 Mb

You’re running for your life in the woods, being chased by a crazed Russian mobster with an uzi. FBI agents are threatening to cut off Mr. Robinson’s fingers, coonhounds want your bacon, and an opossum stares you down. Terror awakes you to a coldMoreYou’re running for your life in the woods, being chased by a crazed Russian mobster with an uzi. FBI agents are threatening to cut off Mr. Robinson’s fingers, coonhounds want your bacon, and an opossum stares you down.

Terror awakes you to a cold sweat. The screams were yours, and the horror was a nightmare. For Jackie McGrath, the secretary for the First United Methodist Church of Deweyville, these scenarios aren’t bad dreams.If Jackie had time to worry, she would have reason.

As a multitasker, worry is at the bottom of a long list of To Do’s with damage control at the top. A wedding video of the bride’s water breaking, the arrest of Gospel Bob of Religion Within Reach for illegal trafficking, and the arrival of the preacher’s slutty wife are just the warm up acts. There’s a shoot-out at the funeral home where Jackie works part-time as sitter of the recently departed, and a ride-along with the chief of police to a disturbance of the peace at a Boudoir Blast party where Bozo the lost bulldog has been sighted.

The fun isn’t over: Jackie’s prissy, rich sister from New York inserts herself into church business- the weird characters at her church are off their meds- neighbor Commander Sweazy and his goat wake her up with revelry- and a curvaceous stranger named Zoya shows up looking for her missing “stuffed cupcake.” The cupcake turns out to be Rusty Jackson, Jackie’s Boilerman boyfriend, an HVAC professional and retired Navy SEAL who occasionally goes undercover—it’s the under the covers notion that vexes Jackie.When Rusty is called upon to end a drug cartel’s hostage situation off the coast of Malibu, he leaves Jackie to deal with the new preacher, the beguiling Rev.

Jake Brannigan. Brannigan has established a new age agenda, shaking things up with the staid parishioners and creating groupies of the young, female demographic. Jackie, as well as the self-ascribed John the Baptist, question the reverend’s integrity.

In the meantime, Zoya’s mobster brother blows up Jackie’s house, and Jackie is forced to take her teenage son to Rusty’s cabin in the woods. Bullwinkle, Boris, and Igor follow. Keeping her family from getting caught in crossfire requires a secret tunnel, a bow and arrow, and a lot of moxie, but Jackie proves she is a woman to be reckoned with.Although Jackie is fully capable of commandeering an army truck and maneuvering her Royal Blue PT Cruiser, she occasionally takes shot-gun in Rusty’s Dodge Ram truck. And when the time is right, the Boilerman eases Jackie’s tension with a tune-up, an adjustment to her heating and cooling system, and a tampering of her gauges.

His tools include a caftan and a Zil—you’ll have to read the third book in the Deweyville Church Secretary series to find out what a Zil is.Frankie and Johnnie warn you: Jackie McGrath and her friends will keep you entertained and guessing what can possibly happen next in this zany, naughty, and irreverent romp. If your sides don’t hitch with laughter, there’s something seriously wrong with you.



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